SLASH. Boys, I'm typing this mostly for you, in case you've missed the category tags. There's nothing explicit in this story, and definitely nothing romantic, but it's about two men in a relationship, so kindly DON'T READ it if you can't stomach the idea. You'll do us both a favor.

Betaed by the amazing SLWatson, who kept me honest through this misery.
Edited by the lovely and very kind Lil black dog.